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I'll Keep My Penis, Thanks
Salvia divinorum
Citation:   Keuhko. "I'll Keep My Penis, Thanks: An Experience with Salvia divinorum (exp10756)". Erowid.org. Apr 30, 2006. erowid.org/exp/10756

 
DOSE:
  smoked Salvia divinorum (dried)
BODY WEIGHT: 54 kg
One day after a shithouse day at school, I decided a few cones of salvia would do good. I had aboot 7 or 8 packed ones, then went inside once I could start feeling the effects coming on. I went to my room, turned out the lights and layed there with the UV light on.

I closed my eyes and started to see the usual little patterns emerging in my eyes, then all of a sudden, it all hit me. It felt as if the bed dropped from underneath me and I started falling at an increasing speed. I decided to go with the feelings for a while, then opened my eyes... there was an Egyptian tomb sitting in the middle of my room, which was kinda cool.

I closed my eyes again and heard someone running past my door. I opened my eyes and this kid named 'Kit' (someone how I knew his name, but he never said it) was standing there smiling. In a thick pommy accent, he said :

'Snip yer knitter ay laddie?' (chop your dick off)

And ran off. I couldn't help but laugh... I just sat there, still feeling like I was falling, until I fell asleep.

I love salvia.

Exp Year: 2001ExpID: 10756
Gender: Male 
Age at time of experience: Not Given
Published: Apr 30, 2006Views: 6,730
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