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Total Paranoia
by Hemp Knight
Citation:   Hemp Knight. "Total Paranoia: An Experience with Cannabis (exp47597)". Oct 31, 2020.

  repeated smoked Cannabis (plant material)


This is probably my worst experience so far on weed though it probably could have gone worse and its not the worst that could happen.

I am 14, me and another friend after the night of halloween deicided we would skip school the next day, little did I know at the time that cops pull you over if your on the street on a school day, now if I was baked out of my skull when that happened all hell would break loose. My friend, being on probation, would have it worse and he would probably attempt to run because his probation officer would give him a drug test and if he couldnt do weed with me and other of our friends he would be real pissed.

So about 11 oclock he shows up at my house telling me hes seen some cops around and we should probably stay in backroads and dont wander anywhere near downtown areas. We smoked about 1g of what we had and sat there watching beavis and butthead laughing our asses off for a while. We then decided maybe a half hour later that we would go out into the woods. We attempted to get to my friends house using a different route he discovered after wandering around in the woods alot. The woods led to a street, and to get to the other section of it we would have to go through somebodies lawn and into their woods. We crossed the lawn and reached the woods and about a minute later somebody yelled something at us.

I was aware someone yelled at us but I didnt make the words so I figured it was something else. My friend stopped and turned, I was just enjoying the walk and asked 'Yo dude whats the problem'? Then he said 'Somebody just said that the police are on the way, shit they might look for us'. 'Nah dude hes bluffing'. So we started to walk a little faster and I knew he was a bit nervous, a little while later we heard sirens, not abulence or fire trucks but the sirens being turned on and off from a nearby cop. A sudden rush of paranoia hit me and me and my friend bolted threw swamps and thorns which later gave me some nasty cuts. We started to hear yelling but by that time we reached his house, we went in and were still nervous out of our minds but still deicided to smoke yet more of our super potent headies. After that ill tell you I couldnt think strait and neither could he, we were literally higher than we have ever been. I was so nervous I was thinking that this pink floyd song he was playing were people outside, he later laughed at me for that.

We started to get some munchies really bad and not having access to his house because he lives in a backroom, we deicided to risk the chance of getting pulled over to get some food. We ran out and ran threw the woods seriously so paranoid that we acually thought there were people looking for us in the woods. We came out of the woods near my place and there was a guy working which we just said a simple 'Hi' to and went on our way. After a shitload of paranoia we made it to my street where I ran into my house. Right when I opened my door I found my mother sitting in my living room aware that I was skipping school, I got grounded for two weeks, it couldve gone worse, heh.

The moral of this story guys, weed can make medull, I shouldve called my mom to tell her I was ok, I shouldve brought my cellphone, so many things couldve make it gone better.

Exp Year: 2005ExpID: 47597
Gender: Male 
Age at time of experience: Not Given 
Published: Oct 31, 2020Views: 450
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