I Passed
Cannabis & Drug Testing
Citation: Feesh. "I Passed: An Experience with Cannabis & Drug Testing (exp51427)". Erowid.org. May 6, 2008. erowid.org/exp/51427
DOSE: T+ 0:00 |
0.5 g | smoked | Cannabis | (plant material) |
T+ 72:00 | 1.0 g | smoked | Cannabis | (plant material) |
BODY WEIGHT: | 160 lb |
Saturday night I had about a half gram of weed. That next Tuesday I probably smoked a gram. Wednesday I found out I had a job and needed to get my piss test that next Monday, meaning six days later. Granted, before the first time I smoked I had been clean for about two months, but... still. Yeah.
I did a ton of googling and research and was horrified to find that six days was almost definitely not enough. I read estimates anywhere from 3-30 days and with that being what it was, and myself not having a high metabolism at all, I figured I was fucked. But I didn't give up. I ran about an hour a day for the first four days and then the fifth day I started drinking TONS of water. Water doesn't really do anything but dilute, but I figured it couldn't hurt.
So, the night before my test, I took three vitamin pills to keep my piss yellow. I was told if it looked like I tried to flush, they could get suspicious. That next day, I peed twice before I went, drank maybe half a gallon of water and prayed for the best. When I took the test, I gave them midstream.
This was last Monday. Today, Friday, I found out everything went through and I was negative for having marijuana in my system. I got my job. I passed the piss test.
After googling this for like days, I figured I'd share my story, there really isn't much out there for responsible stoners to go off of. I hope this helps anyone out there who is ready to pull their hair out. I know I can't tell you exactly how anyone else's test will turn out, but I can say that I'm 5'4'' and weigh about 160. I've got like a 30% body fat thing going on. Six days was enough for me.
Exp Year: 2006 | ExpID: 51427 |
Gender: Female | |
Age at time of experience: Not Given | |
Published: May 6, 2008 | Views: 8,808 |
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Cannabis (1), Drug Testing (59) : General (1), Not Applicable (38) |
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