DOSE:

repeated

oral

Alcohol - Beer/Wine

(liquid)

BODY WEIGHT:

130 lb

This particular day I was feeling a little down in the dumps, and thats when it hit me, there's some nasty wine my dad keeps in the cabinet. I poured this foul smelling liquid into a coffee mug and took a big gulp and damn was it nasty, I don't know what the shit was called but it was horrid. I decided to put some O.J. Into the drink to make the flavor not so bad. I drank it down and I didn't feel much so I poured some more, I didn't know what to expect.

Since this was my first alcoholic drink ever. I kept on pouring cups until I downed about 3 glasses. I said to myself,'you've had enough buddy, enough!' and my voice mad me laugh and I got really giddy. Later on I downed 2 more glasses and the realtors came over because my parents are selling the house, the realtors are two really really hot girls, they're like 20 or so. Under the influence of the alcohol they looked like 2 angels, and I got really horny. They were talking with my parents and I was sitting on the couch staring at them with my mouth WIDE open, so I went and sat at the table to get a closer look at them. They would be talking to my parents and then look and me and I would stick my tongue out a little bit and flick it up and down and they would put their hands over their mouths and giggle a little bit and then continue talking to my parents, who are totally oblivious of my drunkeness, but the two realtors knew because it was SO obvious.

After the realtors left I remember sitting down on the couch and thats all I remember from that night. I woke up the next day and said to myself 'Wot Happen?' and I drink a big glass of water and start feeling a lil drunk again. Apparently I drank a lot more than I thought, because I woke up with an empty glass that had wine stains in it, so I went to look at the bottle of wine and it had about 2 ounces left in it, this bottle is about a gallon altogether, and when I started drinking the day before it was more than halfway full. Heres what I 'THINK' happened that night, because I don't really know for sure. Apparently I went and refilled my glass about 5 more times and then took my laptop downstairs and sat down on the ground with it and typed into Google Search: damn I'm drunk, and then went upstairs sat down on the couch and passed out on my 6 year brother off and on and then crept into bed and slept, the reason I know this is because the next day my laptop was downstairs and I don't remember putting it there, and I asked my brother what I did last night, and he started laughing and said that he was trying to tell me something, cuz hes 6 and he talks all the time, and that I kept falling asleep and putting my head on his shoulder.

Overall the experience was really really good because I was having a pile of fun cutting flips on the lawn and climbing on the counter and jumping like 10 feet from the counter and into the living room on the couch, also I threw my little chihuahua in my pond, TWICE!!!, cuz that little shit gets on my nerves but I still lover her. I had a good time that night and realized how good I could handle alcohol cuz I didn't do anything to harm anybody, cept for the dog, and I didn't throw up at all, just wish I could remember what happened that night.

Exp Year: 2007	ExpID: 60377
Gender: Male
Age at time of experience: Not Given
Published: Jan 24, 2020	Views: 1,247
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