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What the Hell Just Happened
Salvia divinorum (20x extract)
by YippieKieYay
Citation:   YippieKieYay. "What the Hell Just Happened: An Experience with Salvia divinorum (20x extract) (exp94246)". Sep 19, 2019.

1 hit smoked Salvia divinorum (extract)


I finally received my 20x salvia extract in the mail, and geezuzeffinchrist, talk about a trip!

Lying in bed with my hubby, we decided to take turns babysitting as we gave the extract a try. We loaded up the bong and hubby went first. Even after witnessing him take one hit and proceed to scream out about not knowing which way the fisherman wanted him to turn (he had apparently become a wheel attached to a fishing boat), I still did not realize the gravity of the trip I was about to take.

After about 5 minutes, hubby came back to reality and ran into the shower, saying that he felt 'dirty'. I laughed and fired up the bong. I took one hit and held it while mentally counting. Once I got to '20', I was gone. I watched the bong fall in slow motion, spilling bongwater all over myself and the bed. I tried to move but could not, as my arms had become pink bandanas that were fused to the blanket covering me. I suddenly became sad as I realized that I did not want to spend the rest of my life as a pink bandana blanket thing.
I suddenly became sad as I realized that I did not want to spend the rest of my life as a pink bandana blanket thing.
I looked up at the ceiling, which had taken on black hole traits and was trying to suck me in. I knew that the only way not to get sucked into the ceiling was to close my eyes, and that I did.

Suddenly I heard a loud, scary sound which I later learned was the phone ringing. I turned my head and opened my eyes to look at this square device emitting strange noises. What is that thing? What is its purpose?!!! My hubby returned and said something to me but I could not understand his words. I attempted to respond but my ability to speak English was gone and only babyspeak came out.

Suddenly, it was over and my arms were arms again, I was no longer attached to the blanket, and the black hole had closed up. 'What the hell just happened?' I asked my husband, who explained that we just smoked salvia. Oh, ok, I remembered now- even though for the 5 minutes that I was tripping I had no recollection of doing any substances, or even who/what I was. I felt a bit gooey so I got up and went into the shower, my mind completely blown.

Exp Year: 2011ExpID: 94246
Gender: Female 
Age at time of experience: 28 
Published: Sep 19, 2019Views: 395
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