DOSE:	2 g	oral	Mushrooms	(tea)
	few glasses	oral	Alcohol - Beer/Wine

BODY WEIGHT:

185 lb

It was Tuesday morning, and I've been waiting to crank out some shroom tea for a few days now. My wife was at work for the rest of the day, and I was ready to concoct my brew. My plan was to relax and study my chess books while tripping out on some shrooms that I had grown over a year ago. I usually stick to one gram dosages, but I had to get rid of my old ones, I think they were of the plan b strain. Giant shroom and two caps.

My recipe for the tea is quite simple, and delicious. Put the shrooms in a mesh tea ball, measure water in the cup you're using, and add double. Boil this for approx 10-15 minutes, covered. I turn the burner off and wait for the boiling to stop, add a tea bag and let it steep a few more minutes. Pour the liquid in your cup and add some milk/honey to taste.

Chugged that baby back and got ready to trip. I had some betting slips I had to get cashed and some groceries to pick up at the old city market next door, so time was of the essence. Got the slips cashed and went to pick up my ingredients for chili that night. Well, as luck would have it, those things started hitting me while I was in the middle of this market. Felt it in my bones that I was not feeling normal at all! My stomach had butterflies and my face got tingly. It was nice, but I know a lot of people in our town and didn't want to be doing anything weird. I brought my stuff to the register of the vegetable stand there and talked to the old guy at the counter. I was in a rush in my head, but he wanted to talk about hockey so we bullshitted a while about the Montreal Canadians, I was keeping it together pretty good though.

Shrooms make my balls suck up too, so I was like man I gotta get home throw on some Brazzers and rub one off. Best feeling, sex is great while tripping. Grabbed a shower and man was I tripping, showers feel amazing too. After the shower did some yoga today while watching the people go by out of my 2nd story window.

By now I'm tripping balls. I had a chess book from the library so I brought it out and sat at the table with my board and studied for hours, talking to myself throughout the trip and being amazed at the annotations. The book was called The Italian Game by TD Harding. I only made it to page three in 3 hours, some dense material. My cats were looking for some attention so they chilled a bit too. Great stuff. I never get hungry on shrooms so all I ate that day was some dark chocolate, nuts and later I had some salt.

Well my wife's about to get home so I get a little nervous excitement. Is she going to know I'm tripping? She greeted me while I was at the table, and I was really happy to see her but I played it cool. She threw on some TV, which, I'm not really much of a fan unless it's sports, but anyways I didn't want to upset her. I hung out for a bit but said meeehhh let's head her over to my drinking hole. Needless to say, the chili wasn't made haha.

She started supper and I took off, on my adventure to the pub. It's like the sketchiest place in town to be honest, but the beer is cheap and the bartender is cool. Met an old friend and bullshitted, man. I'm pretty normal for being high I remember thinking, thinking really clearly. Had a few pints of the local IPA, and my lady calls and tells me supper's ready. The lady at the bar knows about the shrooms cause I gave her some a few weeks back, told me the cleanest high you can get in the city! 'I don't know where you picked them, but the best shrooms I've had in my life' truth is my closet. I went home feeling fantastic and had some stew with my girl, made love and called it a night.

Thanks for reading, take care and trip safe!

Exp Year: 2016	ExpID: 109681
Gender: Male
Age at time of experience: 28
Published: Aug 10, 2025	Views: Not Supported
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