Citation: Timmy. "Attacking Old Ladies: An Experience with LSD & Mushrooms (exp24051)". Erowid.org. Feb 20, 2004. erowid.org/exp/24051
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The night started off as any other Saturday nite. I had purchased a half ounce of some nice buds earlier in the day, and planned on smoking all nite, and eventually eating some shrooms. This is usually what I do on saturdays. But this Saturday turned out to be a lot different. I went to a friend's house at about eight o'clock, and started smoking. After a couple blunts, my friend asked if i wanted to drink that night. I decided to get drunk, so we started drinking shots of Jack Daniels. I had about 10 or 12 shots, and was pretty drunk.
I decided to eat my shrooms around 9 or 9:30, and then continued drinking and smoking. Around 10, another friend showed up, and announced that he had bought a couple of strips of acid. I had never done acid before, and wanted to try it, so i payed him for 4 tabs. But because i was extremely shitfaced, i decided to take all 4 tabs that nite. About 30 minutes later, i was starting to trip, but then I realized that this was not the acid, it was the shrooms. When I started tripping real hard, I remember hoping that the acid would not kick in, that it would be fake.
If only it were fake. I lost track of time completely. I was already seeing trails, and swirling designs, but i started to have strange thoughts, and these designs would become faces. My friend's faces started to seem more and more scary. I remember thinking over and over that the police were watching me, and I would go to jail as soon as I stepped foot out of the house. I expressed these thoughts to both friends, and all they did was laugh. This upset me so bad, that I started to feel as if they were against me too.
I started to feel isolated and alone, and all of a sudden it seemed that random objects were staring at me. These included the stereo, and a chair. I started to drool and my nose was running. I wanted to get up and go to the bathroom but I was afraid to leave the room. So, like an idiot, I pissed my pants. This was soon followed by shit. When I told my friends what I had done, they started laughing harder and harder, until finally I could not take it any more. I ran out of the house, and down the street.
There was an elderly woman walking down the street, so I asked her how to get to my house, expecting she would know. She gave me a confused look, and I thought she could possibly be an undercover cop, so I put her in a headlock, and threw her to the ground. I then kicked her in the ribs a couple times, and ran like hell. When I realized the horrible thing I had done, I started to really lose it. I mean REALLY lose it. I blacked out, and the next thing you know, I had choked a cat in an alley, and was having sex with it. I dont know why I was doing it, but i was. It wasnt even fun.
This is when the police showed up, and I did not know what to do. When they asked me what I was doing with the cat, I said 'this' and smashed its head into a wall. I then charged at the police, who beat me with billy clubs. I am now doing six months for animal cruelty, marijuana possession, drunk and disorderly, assault, and resisting arrest.
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